Theres Just Nothing Better Than A Beard

	  		
INTRO:
G    D    Em    C 
G    D    Em    D   A B 


verse 1 
E                 B                  E                        AB       
I've sat upon the mountains with the wind blowin' in my hair 
F#m                       E              B    
I've watched the sun rays sparkle on the sea 
A                       E                B                   E 
I've walked through the forests and I've breathed the purest air 
E                        B               A     
And I've felt, warm soft sand, 'neath my feet 
A                B              E 
I've laid in the water and I've soared above the ground 
E                                A 
I've sat in the silence and I've listened to the sound 
A                    B                 Abm           Dbm 
The more that I have seen and done one thing remains clear 
F#m           E                     
There's just nothing better than a beard 


verse 2 
E                 B           E                       AB 
I've read all the books, I've written all the songs 
F#m                          E               B 
I've conquered the world and walked upon the moon 
A                       E            B            E                               
I've met with kings and emperors and often I have found 
E                       B             A 
That I've had, the best beard, in the room 
A                 B            E 
I've made love to every single woman I've met 
E                               A 
I stopped global warming, and I freed Tibet 
A                        B          Abm                Dbm 
But in spite of all I've loved, and all that I've held dear 
F#m                  E 
There's just nothing better than a beard 


INTERLUDE 
B   Dbm     
A                               E         B 
  There's nothing better than a beard, oh yea 
              Dbm                B  A 
Better than a beard 


verse 3 
E                B 
And on the day I died 
  Dbm                          AB 
I crossed to the other side 
F#m                  Abm      B 
And in the beauty of heaven I stood 
A               E            B                   E 
I sang with the angels and I touched the face of God 
       E           B                 A 
Oh and I, felt his beard, and it was good 
A                                     B               E 
Then I stood in his presence, and the Lord said to me son 
E                                  A 
"You must return to Earth for your work is not yet done!" 
A                  B            Abm            Dbm 
"I send you with a message, for all mankind to hear" 
F#m                   E      A      E 
"There's just nothing better than a beard!" 



E  
There's nothing better than a beard 
Em7 
There's nothing better than a beard (woahh yea) 
A 
There's nothing better than a beard 
C               D 
E  
There's nothing better than a beard 
Em7 
There's nothing better than a beard  
A 
There's nothing better than a beard 
C               D 

E 
Well I've crossed a thousand oceans 
Em7 
I've walked a thousand lands 
A 
Climbed the mountain ranges 
C                        D 
Survived the desert sands 
E 
I've spoken every language 
Em7 
I've lived a thousand years 
A 
But the only thing I know 
C                              D 
Is that there's just, nothing, better, than a beard! 


Fm 
Woah woah woah woah!  
Db 
Nothing better than a beard! 
Ebm 
Nothing better than a beard! 
B 
Nothing better than a beard    x2 


Fm 
Well I've bathed in all the oils 
Db 
I've tasted all the wines 
Ebm 
I've answered all the questions 
B 
I've crossed the finish line 
Fm 
I've conquered all the evil 
Db 
I've defeated every foe 
Ebm 
But my facial hair will grow 
B 
And that's all I need to know 


KEY CHANGE 
("Nothing better than a beard" chant/high pitched wailing continues throughout) 
Ab  Eb  Db 

I just, I just really love beards... BEARDS. I JUST, I JUST REALLY LOVE BEARDS. 


LAST KEY CHANGE 
Bb F Gm Eb