Stroking My Beard

	  		

Intro: 
E-C#m  -A x2 


         E      C#m              A    
Well you see my beard 
        E                     C#m            A 
And you think that I'm a lazy slob 
         E    
Yeah you see my beard 
       C#m           A            E                C#m           A 
And you think that I don't have a Job (Don't have a job) 

           F# 
And you're right 
           B 
And you're right 

               E 
I don't have a job 
              C#m   
(Don't have a job) 
  A            E 
I don't have a job 
              C#m   
(Don't have a job) 
  A         E 
I do have a beard 
          C#m   
(Do have a beard) 
      A            E 
But I don't have a job 
              C#m      A 
(Don't have a job) 

         E        C#m        A      
Well you see my beard 
    E                         C#m        A 
And think I mustn?t live decently 
         E          
Yeah you see my beard  
        C#m           A                E   
And you assume that I haven?t showered recently 

           F# 
And you're right 
                     B 
As it happens you're right 

                   E 
I haven?t showered recently 
                  C#m   
(Haven?t showered recently) 
  A                E 
I haven?t showered recently 
                  C#m   
(You don't have a job) 
  A            E 
I don't have a job 
                  C#m   
(You don't have a job) 
  A         E 
I do have a beard 
                      C#m       A 
(But you don't have a job) 
    
E         B           A    B           E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 
E         B           A    B           E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 
E         B           A    B           E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 
E         B           A                        
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 

         E          C#m       A 
Well you see my beard 
        E                           C#m      A 
And you think that I look like a thug 
         E 
Yeah you see my beard 
        C#m           A          E       C#m   A      
And you decide that I must be on drugs 

           F# 
And you're right 
                        B 
On this occasion you're right 

        E 
I am on drugs 
            C#m   
(You are on drugs) 
A       E   
I am on drugs 
                  C#m   
(You don't have a job) 
  A                E 
I haven?t showered recently 
                  C#m   
(Haven?t showered recently) 
  A            E 
I don't have a job 
                  C#m   A 
(You should get a job) 

E         B           A    B           E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 
E         B           A    B           E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 
E         B           A    B           E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 
E         B           A    (rest)      E                    
I've been spending my days stroking my beard 

                  C#m                     
(You don't have a job) 
  A            E 
I don't have a job 
                 C#m   
(you don't have a job)  
  A                E 
I haven't showered recently 
                  C#m   
(Haven't showered recently) 
A       E 
I am on drugs 
              C#m   
(Stop taking drugs) 
          A           E 
I've been spending my days 
               C#m   
(spending your days) 
     A           E 
Just stroking my beard 
             C#m   
(You are on drugs) 
   A                  E 
My beard feels really nice 
                        C#m   
(That's cause you're on drugs) 
A       E 
I am on drugs 
               C#m             A 
(Stop being on drugs and get a job) 
         E 
I have a beard 

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