Frontier Psychiatrist

	  		

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That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy 
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Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch 
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What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! 
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What does that maen? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you 
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That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune 
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Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy 
Bm                                 F# 
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth 

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         'Avalanches above, business continues below..' 


Bb 
Did I ever tell you a story about cowboys and midgets and the Indians and 
Ab 
Front Frontier Psychiatrist, I feel, I feel, I feel strangely hypnotised 
Bb 
(scratch) I was in another world, a world of 20, 20,000 girls 
    Ab 
and Milk! and rectangles, to an optometrist! a man with a golden gun eyeball 
Bb 
and tighten your buttocks, pour juice on your chin! promise my girlfriend 

with the violin... 
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Bm                      F# 
That boy needs therapy, Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy 
       Bm                                         F# 
Purely psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy, lie down on the couch 
                              Bm 
What does that mean? You're a nut! You're crazy in the coconut! 
F#                                               Bm 
What does that mean? That boy needs therapy, I'm gonna kill you 
                        F# 
That boy needs therapy, Ranakazoo, let's have a tune 
         Bm                       F# 
Now when I count three, That (scratch) boy needs therapy 
Bm                                 F# 
(scratch) He was white as a sheet, and he also made false teeth 

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Chorus: Bm F# 

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                         'Frontier psychiatrist!' 


Bb 
Can you think of anything that talks... other than a person? 
Ab 
Um (scratch) a bird? Yeah! 

Bird scratch solo #1: Bb Ab 

     Sometimes a parrot talks! 

Bird scratch solo #2: Bm F# 

'Yes, some birds are funny when they talk.' 

'Can you think of anything else?' 

'Um... 

  
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