Weenie Ride

	  		
Intro C 

Verse 
         F                       C 
I wanna tell you 'bout something fun 
      Dm 
So I wrote you this song 
           F                  C 
If you've ever been to Disneyland 
            Dm 
You know the lines can be real long 

    F                        Em 
But I got a ride that the bitches love 
Dm                      C 
you won't have to wait at all 
G 
All you gotta do is ditch your boyfriend 
G 
And give sexy Michael Starr a call 

C 
I'll take your ass for a weenie ride 
C 
Spread your cheeks and swallow your pride 
F 
It's scary like a roller coaster 
Fm 
It will stretch you out so wide 
C 
Gonna take your ass for a weenie ride 
C 
Hold on tight 'cause I'm coming inside 
F                                           Fm 
It's better than a Ferris Wheel or a water slide 

It's a weenie ride 


Break  
 C 

Verse 
           F                          C 
I want to sing about a thing that's funner than a swing 
     Dm 
And better than the monkey bars 
        F                             C 
You can take it on the couch or your water bed 
       Dm 
Or in the back of your Daddy's car 
        F                   Em 
And it's open all day, night time too 
Dm              C 
Seven fucking days a week 
G 
It only shuts down intermittently 
G 
So I can take a leak 

C 
So put that snatch on a weenie ride 
C 
Ride her face down or on your side 
F 
You'll be amazed what you can fit in there 
Fm 
When some leverage is applied 
Am                     G# 
Open your legs for a weenie ride 
C                         F#m 
You won't be the first to see it and cry 
F                               G# 
Just bring the baby wipes and some Astroglide 
Am                   G 
It's a weenie ride, oh yeah
 

Solo  
 F E Am G F E Am G F E Am G C D 

Middle 
D# 
Scream for me 
D# 
Scream out in ecstasy 
A#                        F 
Honey, won't you try the weenie ride 
G# 
You're never gonna be the same 
G                                            C                    Dm      G 
Baby, how you gonna get to heaven if you can't take a little pain? 

Verse 
C 
Step right up for a weenie ride 
C 
It's even more fun when you're gagged and tied 
F 
Oops, I think I got a little DNA 
Fm 
All over your backside 

C 
I wanna tell your friends about the weenie ride 
C 
You can charge admission, baby, I don't mind 
F                                             Fm 
Even with the big old muff you won't get tonight 
C 
For the weenie ride 

End 
C                                                 F 
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride) 
C                                                 F 
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (come spread your thighs) 
C                                                 F 
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (ooh ooh ooh, ooh ooh) 
C                                                 F 
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride) 
C                                                 F 
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (it's a weenie ride, yeah) 
C                                                 F             G 
Weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie weenie ride (baby, baby, baby) 
C 
It's a weenie ride