The Guy Who Didnt Like Musicals - Join Us And Die

	  		Intro 
It is time... 
    C#m  E  F# Ab 
To die! 

Verse: 1 
C#m           E 
Sorry to interrupt 
                    F# 
But we got bones to pluck 
                      Ab 
The time for chaos is long past overdue 
C#m              E 
Death isn't optional 
                 F# 
In fact it’s optimal 
                    Ab 
Your time is up and now we go through you 

A 
We tried to convince you 
     B 
In soliloquy 
A 
But now we'll kill you 
               B 
With more than harmony! 
C#m 
Just die! 

 
C#m         E 
Join us and die 
            F# 
Join us and die 
            Ab 
Join us and die 
Ab 
All you gotta do is 
C#m         E 
Join us and die 
            F# 
Join us and die 
            Ab 
Join us and die 
Ab 
All you gotta do is! 


Verse: 2 
C#m                   E 
Here's how it’s gonna go 
                      F# 
We're gonna kick your ass 
                     Ab 
And then we're gonna fucking kick your ass 
C#m                       E 
We're gonna puke all that goo 
                           F# 
Into your mouth where your food 
                          Ab 
And all your cells will renew and be enhanced 

A 
It's a death-like process 
         B 
that you gotta see 
A 
Your own body 
        B 
Is your front row seat 
C#m 
To die! 

 
C#m         E 
Join us and die 
            F# 
Join us and die 
            Ab 
Join us and die 
Ab 
All you gotta do is 
C#m         E 
Join us and die 
            F# 
Join us and die 

Join us and 


Solo 
C#m 
Punch it! 
E 
Squeeze it! 
F# 
Crush it! 
Ab 
Kill it! 
C#m 
Ride it! 
E 
Drag it! 
F# 
Wind it up 
Ab 
Kick its nuts! 

C#m 
Here's how it's gonna go—