I'm Awesome

Spose

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I'm Awesome

Written by Ryan "Spose" Peters

Key: C

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	  		Intro 
N.C 
Awesome, awesome, awesome, awesome 
C                                          F    G 
   I don't necessarily have to be here for this 
C                                      F    G 
   I'm gonna keep the headphones though 



                    C 
Motherfucker I'm awesome! No you're not dude, don't lie 
       F 
I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride 
       G 
I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online 
                    C 
Motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl 
       F 
I'm awesome! There's no voice mail, nobody called 
       G 
I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall
 


 Verse 2:
            C 
You know my pants sag low (low) 
                     F 
Even though (though) that went out of style like ten years ago (go) 
G 
Spose, I got the swagger of a cripple 
  F   G 
I got little biceps getting fatter in the middle 
C 
   And lyrically I'm not the best 
     F 
Physically the opposite of Randy Moss and yet 
      G 
So preposterous feel the awesomeness the most obnoxious guest up at the sausage fest 
    C 
Oh yes! 
                            F 
The girls are repulsed so I hide in my hood like I'm joining a cult 
   G 
Uh uhh. I'm as nervous as my cattle dirty Curtis 
       G 
All my writtens are bitten and all my verses are purchased 
         C 
Me? I'll never date an actress. Got to many back zits 
F 
Plus my whole home aroma is cat piss 
G 
   Every show I do is poorly promoted and if you like this it's cuz my little sister wrote it 



       C 
I'm awesome! No you're not dude, don't lie 
       F 
I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride 
       G 
I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online 
                    C 
Motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl 
       F 
I'm awesome! There's no voice mail, nobody called 
       G 
I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 
       C     F   G 
I'm awesome!       Check it out 



 Verse 1:
         C 
I'm from Maine and I don't hunt nope and I can't ski 
F 
   Smoke weed but I can't roll blunts 
G                                    F G 
Might be with my wifey. My necks not icy. Eatin' at McDonalds because Subway is pricey 
C 
   Uh and my unibrow is plucked 
F 
Just ask my mom if I could borrow ten bucks 
            G 
She's like "for what? Blunt wraps and some Heinekens? You skinny prick, go get a gym membership and vitamins" 
    C 
I'm like mom, please don't blame it on me 
  F 
I got my bad habits from you, dad and Aunt Steve 
G 
My attitudes sour but my futon's sweet and the hair on my ass it is Jumanji 
C 
Suit untailored, ringtone Taylor Swift 
      F 
Can't tweet up on my Twitter cuz I haven't done shit 
G 
Bank account red, body ungroomed. The good thing about me is I'm off stage soon 



       C 
I'm awesome! No you're not dude, don't lie 
       F 
I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride 
       G 
I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online 
                    C 
Motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl 
       F 
I'm awesome! There's no voice mail, nobody called 
       G 
I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 
       C     G F  C   G F 
I'm awesome! 



Bridge:
                  Dm 
Further more I'm cornier than ethynol. Cheesier than provolone 
  Dm 
I spent years eight to ten living in a motor home 
C 
   With a ego the size of Tim Duncan. Even though I got shit for brains like a Blumpkin 
    C 
I'm twenty four serving lobster rolls because I spent a decade filling Optimos 
        Dm 
And I'm not even the bomb in Maine on my game and only about as sexy as John McCain 
             C 
Now put your hands up ff you have nightmares 
                F 
If you wouldn't man up if there was a fight here 
           G 
If you got dandruff, if you drink light beer....I'm out of breath 



           C 
But I'm awesome! No you're not dude, don't lie 
       F 
I'm awesome! I'm drivin' around in my mom's ride 
       G 
I'm awesome! A quarter of my life gone by and I met all my friends online 
                    C 
Motherfucker I'm awesome! I will run away from a brawl 
       F 
I'm awesome! There's no voice mail, nobody called 
       G 
I'm awesome! I can't afford to buy eight balls and I talk to myself on my Facebook wall 
       C     G F   C  G F 
I'm awesome!

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