Tips For Teens

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I've got a snapshot of your Aunt Maureen 
G                C 
She's ninety and you're a teen 
F             C           
I'm trying to cheer you up 
G           C     G           C 
Don't be so mean, don't be so mean 

G                      C 
Crach, bam, now you're looking good 
G                   C 
Tip Top, now you're feeling good 
F                      C 
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen 
G              C     G             C 
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good 

C 					      F 
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see in magazines 
C 					      F 
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens, the kind you don't see on T.V. screens 
Bb              D# 
Tips For Teens, Tips For Teens 
           Bb                   F                 C  
Wake up to music and say you're too sick to go to work 


Soon, you will lose all your zits 
Tight sweaters no longer fit 
Jetsetters will make their pitch 
I told you so, I told you so 

Chorus + 
               Bb                F                 C 
Don't eat that ice cream it is vanilla, give it to me 
Don't eat that pastry what's in the middle, give it to me 
Don't eat that burger has it got mayonnaise, give it to me 
Keep that mystique up and wear a "D" cup no matter what 
Don't eat no curry before a very important date 

Do I look so knowing and old and wise 
Maybe it's those Dacron ties 
How come you keep asking me 
For Tips For Teens, for Tips For Teens 

Crach, bam, now you're looking good 
Tip Top, now you're feeling good 
Once more, here's your Aunt Maureen 
Don't you feel good, don't you feel good 

Chorus 






by: José Duarte 
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