D--------0-0-3b4---0-0-0-3b4---| D G D A D G D A D D D G D A G.I. Joe moved to Mexico, he's hiding from the I.R.S. D G Wearing diamond rings and living like a king D A D D At an undisclosed address Superman, he flew to Japan, he gave up fighting crime He's doing commercials for compact cars Living in a big high-riseD G A The old Lone Ranger bought an R.V. park somewhere in Arizona And Tonto built a big casino And owns half of Oklahoma Barbie and Ken, they got a divorce, I guess that's the way it goes She got the house and accessories And told Ken to hit the road CHORUS D G A G A D D G A G A D G D All of my heroes abandoned their egos C D And left me at home on the range (left me at home on the range) G D I'm still stuck, I'm still down on my luck C A Waiting for something to change CHORUS G A D G A Why can't I? G A D Yeah, why can't I? REPEAT VERSE CHORDS TO ENDD G A But everybody's gotta grow up sometime D G A To get a little slice of that big old American pie D G A Yeah, everybody's gotta grow up sometime G A D Why can't I?