Crush'd

	  		C#m7  Asus2  B  F#m  F#sus2  

When I was 8 years old  
Before puberty took hold  
I thought I  
would end up beside a princess bride  
And love was indivisible  
Never mind how my taste reflects  
A disturbing Oedipus complex  
It's not awkward girl  
The compliments are coming next  

Asus2  B  F#m  F#sus2   

You're no witch, you're no wench,  
You're like Bjork with better fashion sense  
A phone, 50 cents, and I'm building up my confidence  
Respect to your work, you're an artist,  
I'm a silly jerk  



F#m  F#sus2  Asus2  B  

I have a total crush on you, baby  
And I can't let it go, oh no  
I have a total crush on you baby, baby!  
If only I could let you know  

C#m7  Asus2  B  F#m  F#sus2  

We spoke no joke  
I started shedding slutty girls  
Like snake skin, my collection  
Acquired through shallow misdirection  
And as I drive tonight  
West coast sky  
Daring me to try  
I feel alive tonight  
Possibility, that I'm your guy  
Though I suffer from dyslexia,  
Mild manorexia  
And my hair cannot commit  
To one popular genre of music  
And though they all claim,  
That a girl can't take a boy's last name  
Or end up divorced and estranged  
I'm counting on you  

F#m  F#sus2  Asus2  B  

I have a total crush on you, baby  
And I can't let it go, oh no  
I have a total crush on you baby, baby!  
If only I could  

C#m7  Ab  B  Asus2 B  Asus2  B   

Your other suitors are no poets  
They're only actors who can play guitar  
Have I won your heart?  
They're not students or screenwriters  
They're only models that they taught to be  
Love would you agree?  

F#m  F#sus2  Asus2  B  

I have a total crush on you, baby  
And I can't let it go, oh no  
I have a total crush on you baby, baby!  
If only I could  

C#m7  Ab  B  Asus2 B  Asus2  B  

Quite sure you love me, Sherri  
Quite sure I love you too  
We should make a formal agreement only to kiss each other  
Cause one time, beneath the sky, outside my new york pigsty  
I saw a vision of you and I! haha!