The Secret Life Of A Hamster Song

	  		 


Chords: 

      Am               C       Or      C              Dm 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|-O-|---| 
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-B-|   |-B-|---|-O-| 
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---| 
 |-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---|  X|-B-|---|---| 
   5               3               3               5    

     Am/E              G              
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|   
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|    
 |-B-|---|---|   |-B-|-O-|---|    
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|   
 |-B-|---|-O-|   |-B-|---|-O-|  
o|---|---|---|   |-B-|---|---|  
   5               3             


Intro: 
Am Am/E G 
Am Am/E G 



verse 1: 

Am        Am/E        G 
Everyone knows what a hamster does 
Am        Am/E        G 
                   or do you? 
     Am         Am/E                      G 
They stuff their little cheeks with their food pellets 
Am        Am/E        G 
             and then poo poo... 
     Am                Am/E        G 
They drink from their water bottle thing over there 
Am        Am/E        G 
             and they love it 
     Am     Am/E         G 
They run in circles in a wheel that goes nowhere 
Am        Am/E        G  STOP 
                   or does it? 



Bridge: 
  
Am                 C 
Hamsters, they got something to hide 
G                       Dm 
Hamsters, they got that secret life 
Dm 
let's take a peek inside 





      Am 
Their wheels keep the earth rotating on its axis 
C 
auditing University of Phoenix classes 
     G 
they do it for the knowledge 

not the credit 
Dm 
trollin' the trolls who troll trolls on reddit 
Am 
Reading all that newspaper lining their cage 
C 
caught up on the world's events a few days late 
G 
building tiny cities underneath that mulch 
           Dm 
where they brainwash guinea pigs to join their cult 




Bridge: 

Am                 C 
Hamsters, they got something to hide 
G                       Dm 
Hamsters, they got that secret life 




        Am                   
Trading sub-par corn on the corn black market 
C 
moving your car so you think you forgot where you parked it 
G 
playing Call of Tiny Duty on a play station 
Dm 
  it's preparation for their tiny invasion 
Am 
Plotting their escape while enjoying origami 
C 
flashing hand signals for the Hamster-minati 
G 
J-walking and robbing graves 
    Dm 
I'm sure they have pure motives 

we just can't understand their ways 



Outro: 

Am                 C 
Hamsters, they got something to hide 
G                       Dm 
Hamsters, they got that secret life 
Am                       C 
Hamsters, every time you look away 
G                   Dm 
Hamsters, more than meets the cage 
Am 

-What does it mean? 

-I don't know 

-It's like more than meets the eye, but it's a cage 

-Wow, so smart 

-Maybe not though...