The Instagram Song

	  		       

Verso 1: 

One, two, three... 
        D           G 
Is that dandruff or parmesan? 
D                G 
Your guess is as good as mine 
          D            G 
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram 
          D              G 
Is that a tabby cat or a marmoset? 
D             G 
I'm not quite willing to bet 
          D            G 
cause you can't zoom in on Instagram 



Bridge: 

    G                            D 
And even though I know you can't do it -It's just not a capability of the platform 
G  
that doesn't stop me 
     A  Stop 
from trying to zoom it 





       D 
No you can't zoom in 
     G 
when Instagram'n  
     A 
your reVerso pinchin' 
         D 
won't do nothing -What do you think this is, Facebook? 
       D 
Except in the end 
         G 
when you accidently 
       D 
end up double clickin' 
    G 
and likin'... 

G 
Your bosses wife's skimpy Hawaiian bikini photo -You gonna get fired 
G 
Your ex-girlfriend's new boyfriend's workout pics -You gonna get beat up 
G 
A clydesdale relieving himself 




Verso 2: 

          D          G 
Is that a Frito or a fingernail 
     D            G 
Katy Perry or Zoe Deschanel? 
         D            G 
Is that a booger or a nose ring 
   A  Stop 
an evil space monkey -or just a monkey? 
        D                       G 
Is that salad in her teeth or a diastema 
          D                  G 
Is that a sharpei or just my grandma? 
          D                G 
is that a brown bear or my dad's back 
  A  Stop 
a bent arm -or a butt crack? 


Bridge: 

    G                            D 
And even though I know you can't do it 

Well technically you can override it in your accessibility settings 
G 
that doesn't stop me 
     A  Stop 
from trying to zoom it 




       D 
No you can't zoom in 
     G 
when Instagram'n 
     A 
your reVerso pinchin' 
         D 
won't do nothin' -What do you think this is any other photo app? 
       D 
Except in the end 
         G 
when you accidently 
       A  Stop 
end up double clickin' 
    G 
and likin'... 

G 
Your crazy Uncle's unintentionally sexist inspirational text post -That's bad 
G 
Your gym teachers homemade smoked sausage -hashtag "grillin' life" ,hashtag "sausage" 
G 
Inappropriate 
G                               Stop 
Another clydesdale relieving himself 

-What's your deal with clydesdales? 




Outro: 

  D 
I can't get big on Instagram (can't zoom in) 
          G 
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (can't zoom in) 
  A 
I can't get big on Instagram (on Instagram) 
          D 
cause you can't Zoom in on my Instagram pics 
  D 
I can't get big on Instagram 
          G 
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics 
  A 
I can't get big on Instagram 
          D 
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics 
  D 
I can't get big on Instagram 
          G 
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics 
  A 
I can't get big on Instagram 
          D 
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics (One more time Tay) 
  D 
I can't get big on Instagram 
          G 
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics 
  A   Stop 
I can't get big on Instagram 
          D  Stop    
cause you can't zoom in on my Instagram pics