Intro: F Bb F Bb (2x)
F
Working out, losing weight
Bb
Maybe using tanning spray
F Bb
Becoming more attractive in general
F
Reading more, watching less
Bb
Learning all the rules for chess
F Bb
Becoming somewhat smarter in general
F
Eating fish, not fingernails
Bb
Volunteer to save the whales
F Bb
Becoming a better guy in general
F
Saving more, spending less
Bb
Yes I will wax my chest
F Bb
Dating more girls in general
C Bb F
But not this year. No this year is different
C Bb F
As different as a gazelle. Yes, a gazelle from a deer
C Bb
After all these failed resolutions
F C
My future is clear, the future is near
F A
Just forget those resolutions you
Bb C
Know that you are never gonna do
F A
And adopt a more realistical view
Bb C
By committing to things that come easily to you
F A Bb C
Like eat at least one value meal a week
F A Bb C
Or put the correct shoes on the correct feet
Bb C F
just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath
F Bb F Bb x2
F A
Just face the fact you've always thought
Bb C
Those resolutions don't mean squat
F A
And settle in to a comfortable spot
Bb C
Embrace all the things you know you are not
F A Bb C
Hit the snooze, roll over, then repeat
F A Bb C
Make large purchases then lose the receipts
Bb C F
Just raise the bar to walk effortlessly underneath
F Bb F Bb (2x)
Full
key step up
Half
key step up
Half
key step down
Full
key step down
