Legal Age Life At Variety Store

	  		
  

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 Well, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door 
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 Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore 

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 I am the king,  I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I? 
  
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Well, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar 

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 Disco sucks and so does war,   the  meek shall inherit the earth no more 

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 I am the king, I am therefore,  what  kind of a  fool am  I? 

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Chorus:         And each time I  wake up I try to  speak 
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                And I felt a cold river of tears upon my  cheek 
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                And each time I  wake up I feel so  weak 
                    B 
                Dumbfounded 

     E 
 Ah, legal age life at variety store, sticking my head through the passenger door 
A                                        E  
Waiting to work like a worm at the core, standing so long in the snow I'm sore 
 B                                      E         A        E 
 I am the king,  I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I? 

                                 A                 E 
Chorus:         And each time I  wake up I try to  speak 
                             A                            E 
                And I felt a cold river of tears upon my  cheek 
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                And each time I  wake up I feel so  weak 
                    B 
                Dumbfounded 

     E 
 Ah, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar 

 A                                   E 
 Disco sucks and so does war,   the  meek shall inherit the earth no more 

 B                                     E         A        E 
 I am the king, I am therefore,  what  kind of a fool am  I? 
                A        E 
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