Orphan Tears

	  		  D 
It was a weekend, and you cant stop 
  C 
Us from going to the local dance spot. 
  Am 
Instead of drinking imported beers, 
   F       A  
Somebody brought a bottle of Orphan Tears. 


  D 
We popped the top. We know what was in it. 
   C 
Yeah, we were all so stupid to sip it. 
   Am 
Orphan Tears are hallucinogenic. 
    F   A 
I took one sip and saw a two-headed midget. 


   D 
Then the room filled with colors and shapes, 
  C 
And suddenly DeeJay was covered in snakes. 
  Am 
Oh snap! And what made it worse 
  F     A 
Is I swear I saw a unicorn humping a smurf. 


  D 
Then a rainbow appeared out of Waxs ass. 
    C 
He passed some gas and it snapped in half. 
   Am 
Yo Deejay! Are you still there? 
  F     A 
Yeah, I’m trying to hook up with this girl in a wheelchair. 


  D 
Alright. Chill there. I think a bulimic 
   C 
Carebear might pick a fight with Jesus. 
 Am 
I dont believe it. I’m gonna be sea sick. 
  F    A 
These Orphan Tears are about to make me trip. 


  D 
Little children, near and far 
  C 
Dont know where your parents are. 
  Am 
Cry directly in this jar. 
   F            A   
I will drink it at the bar. 
   D 
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
    C   
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
    Am 
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
  F            A 
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 


   D                           C                
These Orphan Tears got me feeling like I aint felt before. 
    Am                        F           A 
I tried to bust-a-move but fell asleep on the dance floor. 

(DeeJay falls asleep and snores) " Hey dude get up!" 
    D                            C 
I swear I saw Bill Cosby like, “Hello with the pudding!” 
   Am                                  F    A 
He was dancing in his underwear showing off his woody. 


 D                       C 
I ran to the bathroom. Everything is in slow mo. 
    Am                            F                A 
I couldnt throw up, because the toilet bowl called me a homo. 
   D                       C 
I barfed up a kitten, and Im feeling strange. 
    Am                            F     A 
Sippin these Orphan Tears, now its got me seeing things. 


  D   
Little children, near and far 
  C 
Dont know where your parents are. 
 Am 
Cry directly in this jar. 
  F              A  
I will drink it at the bar. 
 D 
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
 C 
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
 Am 
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
  F               A 
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 


  D 
All up in the VIP section, straight relaxed. 
 C 
The DJ playing my favorite tracks. 
 Am 
Waitress asked, what can I bring you. 
  F                  A 
I said the most expensive thing on the menu. 


  D 
She came back with a glass of liquid. 
  C 
I said, I asked for something different. 
  Am 
This looks like a normal beer. 
   F               A 
She said, no its Orphan Tears. 


    D  
Took a swig. Then I walked down where the dance floor is, 
  C 
Whole club looking like a forest. 
  Am 
DeeJay turned into a brontosaurus. 
   F                    A 
Everybody in the club looked like Chuck Norris. 


  D 
I tried to run to the bathroom but when 
  C 
I did I felt a vacuum suction. 
  Am 
Pulling me back slow 
  F                 A 
Dance floor turned into a black hole. 


  D 
Spinning around horribly. 
  C 
Feeling like Dorothy. 
  Am 
Woke up and was still at home. 
  F             A 
Orphan Tears got us in the zone. 


   D 
Little children, near and far 
  C 
Dont know where your parents are. 
    Am 
Cry directly in this jar. 
   F            A 
I will drink it at the bar. 
  D 
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
  C 
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
  Am 
Sip sippin on Orphan Tears. 
   F               A 
Sip sip sippin on Orphan Tears 

Ending: D C Am F A 

  
   D 
Hello! With the pudding! 
  C 
 P-P-P-P-Pudding 
  Am 
H-H-Hello-with  
  F          
Pudding.. Pudding 
 A         
Bill Cosby  
   D 
(Pudding) Bill Cosby 
  C 
(Pudding) Bill Cosby 
  Am 
(Pudding) Bill Cosby 
  F                    A 
(Pudding) Bill Cosby