Unhappily Married

	  		
 

E 
Must be mistaking me with a maid we don't have 

Can't even wash your whiskey out your glass 

I give you no loving in a month or so 

Can't live without you but I can't let you go 

A       E 
Hey hey it's alright 
B                E 
Everybody fusses everybody fights 
     A                  E 
With all of the baggage you and me carry 
                      B       E 
We'll spend forever unhappily married 

E 
You better start working some over time 

Can't buy high heels on nickels and dimes 

You're going bald and I'm getting fat 

I hate your mum and you hate my dad 

A       E 
Hey hey it's alright 
B                E 
Everybody fusses everybody fights 
     A                  E 
With all of the baggage you and me carry 
                      B       E 
We'll spend forever unhappily married 

E 
I'll cook your dinner if you wash my car 

May as well keep going hell we made it this far 

We'll both play our parts in this disaster 

I'll be the bitch and you be the bastard 

A       E 
Hey hey it's alright 
B                E 
Everybody fusses everybody fights 
     A                  E 
With all of the baggage you and me carry 
                      B       E 
We'll spend forever unhappily married 

A       E 
Hey hey it's alright 
B                E 
Everybody fusses everybody fights 
     A                  E 
With all of the baggage you and me carry 
                      B       E 
We'll spend forever unhappily married 


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