Poop Chute Boogie

	  		E 
Out in the country passed the city limit sign  
       E 
Is the Back Door Lounge near the county line 
    A                                                      E  
The guys start humpin? every evenin? when they?re not goin down 
             B  
There?s Judy Garland on the jukebox, Virginia Slims to smoke  
B                                         A     E 
That?s where the gay cowpokes do the poop chute boogie 

       A                                             E 
I said here we go, do si do, c?mon baby let?s do the poop chute 
A                                            E             
Exlax, circle jacks, c?mon meet me out back, we?re gonna boogie 
       B                                         A     E 
I said bend down, reach around, go to town, poop chute boogie
 
 
 
Well the bartender says Judy, what will it be 
I?ll have a shot of that floor, sir, looking at me 
The dance floor is swishin and it?s hot as Liberace?s thighs 
Transvestites, booty boys, there ain?t no strays 
Nobody ever has to wait to do the poop chute boogie 
 
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