Scent Of A Mule

	  		
Verse 
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Kitty Malone sat on a mule 

Was riding in style 
          C 
When suddenly, like the sound of a 

buzzard's breaking 
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Kitty felt laser beams being fired at 

her head 
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She said, "I hate laser beams 

And you never done see me Askin’ 
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For a UFO, for a UFO, for a UFO 
N.C. 
In Tomahawk County" 

D 
Well she kicked the mule 
D/C 
And it walked the path 
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And the aliens fired from behind 
D 
Till she stopped the mule 
D/C 
And she kicked the rump 
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And the big old mule took a big old dump 

Chorus 
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Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
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Take your laser beams away 
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Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
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You better stop that laser game 
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Or you'll smell my mule 

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She felt the fire against her neck 

And it saddened her to feel it burn 
C 
When suddenly, like the sound of a 

breeding Holstein 
             A7 
Kitty said, "Stop, we ain't lookin' for 
D7 
fightin' 
N.C. 
In Tomahawk County." 

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A little guy from the UFO 
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Came on out and said his name was Joe 
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She said, "Come on over for some lemonade 
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Just follow me now with the whole brigade" 

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Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
F        C               D 
Take your laser beams away 
F          C                G 
Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
F         C               A7     D7 
You better stop that laser game 
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Or you'll smell my mule 

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They walked into her cabin shack 

They had never seen a southern home 
C 
And they liked it, better than their UFO 
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They liked it, they really liked it 

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They said, "Here's a place of elegance 
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Here we shower ourselves in lightness" 
D         C        F 
Here's a place of elegance 
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Here we shower ourselves in lightness 
D         C        F 
"Here's a place of elegance 
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Here we shower ourselves in lightness" 
D         C        F 
Here's a place of elegance 
G        C 
Here we shower ourselves in- 

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Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
F        C               D 
Take your laser beams away 
F          C                G 
Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
F         C               A7     D7 
You better stop that laser game 
F          C                G 
Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
F        C               D 
Take your laser beams away 
F          C                G 
Scent of a mule, you better watch out 

where you go 
F         C               A7   D    D/C     D/B    D/A 
You better stop that laser game 

Outro 
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