7 Inch Singles

	  		Intro: A    A    A    A 

verse 1 
A 
We got the 7 inch single the long-playing album 
              D 
The 12" disco mix 
     E 
Just put it on the jukebox grab yourself a lager 
                       A 
See what the needle predicts 

We had the country and western a dodgy little section 
                         D 
With Jerry Lee Lewis and gang 
                         A 
From a jack to a king to secure prison wing 
    E                           A 
But still the whole tavern they sang 

Pre-Chorus 
N.C.             D                    A 
Dolly Parton was queen Billy Joel the boss 
        E 
We were uptown downtown little bit of Motown 
                           A 
With Marvin Gaye and Diana Ross 
N.C.                  D                            A 
All the punters would sing and you'd be joinin' in too 
E                                                              A 
Red red wine everybody hurts and don't it make your brown eyes blue 


N.C.                 A                           E 
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees 
D                        Bm                      A     E 
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's 
N.C.                   A                        E 
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees 
D                 Bm                         A      E 
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese 


Instrumental 
A    A    A    A 

verse 2 
A 
Then there were the tightwads going to the jukebox 
                D 
Put in solitary 5p 
E 
Worked out that Pink Floyd anything by Meatloaf 
                        A 
Was longer than your 10cc 

Arguing the B side's better than the A side 
                              D 
Denying what you actually put on 
                                A 
Pretending that you hate it you don't even rate it 
    E                       A 
But catch yourself singin' along 

Pre-Chorus 
N.C.             D                      A 
Neil Diamond was king Elton John number 1 
         E 
It was a working class hymn but the 
                                                A 
One congregation the Church really wished to be gone 
N.C.                 D                        A 
We sang give peace a chance with Yoko Ono and John 
E 
Saturday night's alright for fighting 
                                 A 
And where have all the boot boys gone 

 
N.C.                 A                           E 
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees 
D                        Bm                      A     E 
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's 
N.C.                   A                        E 
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees 
D                 Bm                         A      E 
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese 


Instrumental 
A    A    A    A 
D    D    A    E 
E    A  

 
N.C.                 A                           E 
So barman don't be a tease now we're down on our knees 
D                        Bm                      A     E 
Plug that Wurlitzer back in for the he's and the she's 
N.C.                   A                        E 
Well we're begging you please for the Peter and Lees 
D                 Bm                         A      E 
Stick another 50p in and make it out and out cheese