My Sarong

	  		
Intro 
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Verse 1:

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It's sort of like a sheet you wrap around your legs 
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He promised us he'd wear it 
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But I haven't seen it yet 
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She said he was a coward 
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And he should seek some help 
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You know I'd love to see if she'd wear one herself 


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I'm happy sitting here in my sarong 
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And I still don't know what the hell is going on 
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I hear them whispering 
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Saying he's queer, he's a fool 
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But I don't care as long as I think that it's cool 

Instrumental 
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Verse 2:
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If he comes in wearing it, I swear they'll scream 
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It's just a little change from a t-shirt and jeans 
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Dressing real original doesn't seem to be his trick 
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And if he does it 
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Then she'll probably drop her sticks 


G          A              C        D 
I'm happy sitting here in my sarong 
G              A                C             D 
And I still don't know what the hell is going on 
G                A 
I hear them whispering 
        C                 D 
Saying he's queer, he's a fool 
G             A             C                 D 
But I don't care as long as I think that it's cool 
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It's my Sarong