Best God In Show

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Verse: 
G                  Bm   C 
Ive no consideration,  zero mutual respect    
G                  Em              G 
For billions who suffer from ,  rational thought neglect 
G                    Bm               C 
I dont wanna waste a sentence,   I dont want a convert-sation 
G                     Em      C               D 
Thats gonna end in disdain,  disbelief and aggravation 

C                       D                      G 
And I find its getting harder to hang out 
C                     D            Em 
With grown adults who actually believe 
C                  D 
In Santa Claus and Noah?s Ark  
G                         Em 
and that their god is the best 
C            D                           G 
My distaste has turned into detest 

Intro Riff 
Verse: 
Who would read a 2000   year old medical journal 
Techniques for bloodletting,    advice on Trichinosis 
Would you navigate the globe    with a map of a flat earth 
Without DNA testing,     would you believe virgin birth 
Chorus: 
And I find its getting painful to put up 
With grown adults who actually believe 
In Unicorns and Creation,  
and God always takes their side 
Thats when my innocent jabbing turns snide 
Verse: 
Thank God for the Grammy,   thank God for the touchdown 
Thank God for blowing up    the enemy?s sacred ground 
So how am I supposed to take   anything you say seriously? 
When youve swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny 
Chorus: 
And its getting agonizing to hang out 
With grown adults who actually believe 
Mythology and history  
trump physics and science 
My aversion has turned to abhorrence