Objects Of Desire

	  		

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--Intro-- 
E, B, Badd9, C#m, A, Add9 

--Song-- 

E   
Since I moved into your place,   
B   
one year ago today,   
C#m   
our relationship has deepened,   
A   
in a spiritual way. 

E 
As time swept gently forward, 
B 
And winter turned to spring, 
C#m 
I know you so much better, 
A 
because I fucked all your things. 

E 
I put my package in your mailbox, 
B 
made love to all your chairs, 
C#m 
dropped a load inside your washer, 
A 
Went down on all your stairs 

E 
I took your cabinets from the front end, 
B 
your sofa from behind, 
C#m 
I looked deep into your vacuum's eyes, 
A 
and then we sixty-nined! 

E 
Thanks in advance 
B               C#m 
for not judging me, or 
      A 
this aspect of my soul. 

E           B 
When I dick-smash all 
          C#m 
of your belongings, 
A                    E 
is when I'm finally whole. 

(Intro) 

E             
I boned your 
A  
couches and your telephone, and all your scented candles 
          E 
and your dictionary, fishtank, and the pictures on the mantle. 

      C#m 
I had sex with your whole kitchen, with no boundaries and no limits, 
          B 
and your lamp was looking so good, that you know I had to hit it. 

     A 
Your wallet and your toothbrush, and your jacket and your red hat. 
        E 
Are you mad about the toothbrush? Just forget I ever said that. 
      C#m 
Your carpet and your furniture, your windows and the curtains, 
       B 
and I licked your stamp collection. 
(N.C) 
I dicked your floor for certain! 

E          B 
I'm glad I got this  
        C#m 
off my chest. 
   A 
My soul has taken flight. 
E              B 
Don't slam the door on your way out  
C#m 
darling, 
        A                  E 
Because I'm slamming it tonight.