My Friend Jesus

	  		
Verse 1:
 
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I bought a product they should not have sold 
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I called the help line 
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They put me on hold 
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I've been waiting for an hour 
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Now my phone's losing power 
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And I'm gonna explode 
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I hear, "How may I help you today?" 
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I know a very rude answer 
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But I'm wondering, hey 


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What if everybody talked like my friend Jesus? 
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus 
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus 
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It would give the world a new beginning 
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What if this is like an early inning? 


Verse 2:
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I state my business; 
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She puts me on hold 
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I'm back to thinking; 
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I'm gonna explode 
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And the dog wants dinner 
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And the music they're playing 
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Is the sound-track of hell 
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You say, "Two wrongs don't make a right?" 
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Just try listening to Celine Dion all night 


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But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus 
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus 
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus 
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If we want to mend world relations 
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Surely I can show a little patience 


Bridge:
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I've been waiting around for this world to change 
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Another day cut loose, another lame excuse 
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I've got the why and how to start here and now... 
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...Then my cellphone drops the call 
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...And I spew out vitriol 
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...And as my fist goes through the wall, a voice says, "Be the change you wanna see!" 

 
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But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus 
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus 
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus 
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What a changed world this could be 
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But if everybody talked like my friend Jesus 
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If everybody loved like my friend Jesus 
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If everyone forgave like my friend Jesus 
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What a changed world this could be 
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Starting now, Maybe I can start the change in me