Mr Webster

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#1. 
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Everyone in town knew Mr. Webster. 
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He worked at the bank for forty years. 
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And each week Mr. Frizby made his check out.. 
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for sixty-eight dollars clear. 

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And through the years he thwarted twenty-seven  
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robberies..and each time Frizby promised him  
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a raise. 

#2. 
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They gave a retirement party for Mr. Webster. 
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Everyone from the bank was there. 
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They had a cake and flowers ordered special.. 
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and Frizby had a speech prepared. 

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And a little white box that held a watch with this  
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inscription, "To Mr. Webster, with regards." 


INTERLUDE: A E A E A E 

#3. 
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Then came the telegram from Mr. Webster. 
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Said, "Sorry...stop...cannot attend. 
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I've flown away and taken all your money. 
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Wish you were here to help me spend." 

OUTRO: 
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And one by one all the people left the party. 
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And Mr. Frizby locked the door.