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There's danger out on the nations' roads
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They're paved with snakes and flattened toads,
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And truckers drive in rigs so big
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They can flatten a cow, or a horse, or a manatee
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And those who survive are a lucky few,
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But there's one brave cat who made it through
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And I'm here to tell the tale to you of Sailcat
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Sailcat? Sailcat
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He was huntin' for mouse to feed his face,
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When strange radiation from outer space
G#
Turned him into a super invincible cat
A#m
When a truck ran him down with a hideous splat!
F# A#m
Ah, he couldn't be killed, but he still could be squished
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And he lay in the passing lane shakin' his fist
F
Then some kids helped him fly with a flick of the wrist
A#m
And that was the birth of Sailcat
B
Sailcat. Sailcat
Bm
He rolled after that truck like a buzz saw unleashed,
D
And he sliced it in two like a knife through a peach
A
One truck half took the high road, the other the low
Bm
And the message went out on CB radio:
F
"Breaker, breaker, lookout, watch your back
E
Be afraid there's a Frisbee-like cat who's a mighty sharp blade."
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So the feared and revered reputation was made of Sailcat
C
Sailcat. Sailcat
Cm
He's been known to cut Redwoods and stop a whole fleet
D#
when a family of tapeworms was crossing the street
A#
And when Mom's having trouble with Thanksgiving plans
Cm
he has even dropped by to help open some cans
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And when someone's depressed or has had a bad day
F
He inherently knows just the right thing to say
F
"Don't be depressed, Cow! People loves you because you're big, fat and ugly! Go with it!"
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Then he'll ask for a toss and be on his way .... He's sailcat!
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Sailcat!
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