Fixer Upper

	  		
A                       E 
What's the issue, dear? Why are you holding back from such a man? 

A                                    D  
Is it the clumpy way he walks or the grumpy way he talks?  
A                                  B               E 
Or the pear-shaped, square-shaped weirdness of his feet? 
              A                             D 
And though we know he washes well-he always ends up sort of smelly 
            A           B               E 
But you'll never meet a fellow who's as sensitive and sweet! 

A                  G            D                 F 
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, so he's got a few flaws 
A                                 G 
Like his peculiar brain-dear, his thing with the reindeer 
         D                 E 
That's a little outside of nature's laws! 
A                  G                D                  F 
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but this we're certain of 
A                      B7               D             A 
You can fix this fixer-upper up with a little bit of love! 

A    G     D     E 
Can we please just stop talking about this? 
We've got a real, actual problem here  

I'll say! So tell me, dear... 

A                                               D 
Is it the way that he runs scared, or that he's socially impaired 
A                        B             E 
Or that he only likes to tinkle in the woods - what?! 
        A                                 D 
Are you holding back your fondness due to his unmanly blondness 
        A            B                 E 
Or the way he covers up that he's the honest goods  

A                    G            D                    F 
He's just a bit of a fixer-upper, he's got a couple of bugs 
A                G                   D               E  
His isolation is confirmation of his desperation for human hugs 
A                  G                D               F 
So he's a bit of a fixer-upper, but we know what to do 
A                      B7                D               A 
The way to fix up this fixer-upper is to fix him up with you!  

A     G      D     E 
ENOUGH! She is engaged to someone else, okay?!  


A                   G            D              F 
So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's a minor thing 
     A                       G 
This quote 'engagement' is a flex arrangement 
    D                  E 
And by the way I don't see no ring! 
A                   G                D               F 
So she's a bit of a fixer-upper, her brain's a bit betwixt 
        A          B7                 D                   A 
Get the fiance out of the way and the whole thing will be fixed 


A                                          Db 
We're not saying you can change her, 'cuz people don't really change 
G                       D                     A 
We're only saying that love's a force that's powerful and strange 
Gb                                 B 
People make bad choices if they're mad, or scared, or stressed 
Db 
Throw a little love their way (throw a little love their way) 
Gb 
and you'll bring out their best 
G 
True love brings out their best!  

C                      Bb          F                    Eb 
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, that's what it's all about! 
C                            Bb                F               G  
Father! Sister! Brother! We need each other to raise us up and round us out 
C                      Bb               F                  D 
Everyone's a bit of a fixer-upper, but when push comes to shove  
C                                    D7 
The only fixer-upper fixer that can fix up a fixer-upper is - 
F                                   C 
True, true, true, true, true, true, love 
D7 
True love, love, love, love, love, true love  
F 
True - 
C 
Love!