The Unknown Stuntman

	  		C 
Well i'm not the kind to kiss and tell 
    F                   C 
But I've been seen with Farrah 
     F               C                    D        G 
I've never been with anything less than a nine, so fine 
     F 
I've been on fire with Sally Field 
     C 
Gone fast with a girl named Bo 
    D                                 G 
But somehow they just don't end up as mine 

G 
It's a death defying life I lead 
F            C 
I'll take my chances 
    F                                  C     G 
I'd die for living in the movies and T.V 
G                                  F                C 
But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies 
     D                                     G 
Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee 

        Am 
I might fall from a tall buiding 
        F 
I might roll a brand new car 
    C       B       A        G 
Cos I'm the unknown stuntman 
G    F       G      C 
Made Redford such a star 

C 
I've never spent much time in school 
    F                  C 
But I've taught ladies plenty 
     F              C            D        G 
It's true I hire my body out for pay, hey hey 
     F 
I've gotten burned over sheryl teagues 
      C 
Blown up for Raquel Welch 
           D                            G 
But when I wind up in the hay it's only hay, hey hey 

Am 
I might jump an open drawbridge 
F 
Or Tarzan from a vine 
    C       B       A       G 
Cos I'm the unknown stuntman 
G     F        G       C 
Makes Eastwood look so fine