You Can't Fight The Homestuck

	  		Intro 

G  D  Am  C  x4 


verse 1 
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John Egbert, Rose Lalonde 
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Ascend, descend, rise up, abscond 
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Jade Harley, Dave Strider 
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They all play Sburb and end the world. 
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Harlequin, Nanna, Bro 
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Mom, Dad, Youth roll 
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Grandpa, Pesterchum 
C 
Hella Jeff and Sweet Bro 

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verse 2 
G 
Heat and clockwork, wind and shade 
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Frost and frogs, light and rain 
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Vagabond and Mendicant 
C 
Renegade, consorts and Denizens 
G 
Skaia, four-thirteen 
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Countdown to the Reckoning 
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Derse and Prospit Carapaces 
C 
Pogo Hammer, Sassacre 


Chorus 
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You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


verse 3 
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Jasper's secret, Davesprite 
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Casey, Mutie, doomed timelines 
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Good dog, best friend 
      C 
Jack causes many people's ends. 
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Black Queen, nak nak 
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Stuffing corpses, shoosh pap 
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Robot bunnies, Midnight Crew 
C 
H3Y COOLK1D, 1S TH1S YOU? 


verse 4 
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Lil' Cal, babies 
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Ecto-biology 
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Apple juice, Pupa Pan 
C 
Nic Cage, Cit-y of Cans 
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Doc Scratch, Snowman 
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I warned you 'bout those stairs, man! 
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God tiers. March drag 
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who even is this douchebag? 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


Verse 5 
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Exploring with Aradia 
Em 
Tavros, Sollux, Nepeta 
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Terezi's nuts, Karkat's a crab 
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Gamzee's got issues with his dad 
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Equius, Feferi 
Em 
Kanaya the vampire fashion queen 
     Am 
She slices Eri-dan in half 
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And Vriska is a bad-ass 


Verse 6 
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Shipping charts, sick fires 
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All the irons in the fire 
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Buckets, squiddles, angels 
C 
All the lusii get culled 
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Faygo, recupercoons 
D 
Horrorterrors kill you 
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Troll Jegus, killer clowns 
C 
Mobius double reach around 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


Verse 7 
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Matesprits, auspistice 
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Moirail, kismesis 
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Betty Crocker, ICP 
C 
Dead Daves are the enemy! 
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Green sun, Alpha-verse 
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Jane, Roxy, Jake and Dirk 
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UU, princely tights 
     C 
Guy Fieri is the Anti-Christ 


Verse 8 
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Captchalogue modus, and Strife Specibus 
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Heir and Knight, Witch and Seer 
       C 
Can't outrun what's already here! 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 


Verse 9 
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Dream bubbles, Shenanigans 
D 
All who die come back again 
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T1CK t0ck 8r8k H3ADS 
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HONK honk, scary wolf heads 
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Cue balls, magic dogs 
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The universe is a frog 
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Felt mob and fairies 
C 
Lord English killed Hussie 


verse 10 
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Troll cops, Thresh Prince 
Em 
Don't screw with the Condesce! 
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Scalemates, rap wars 
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Blowing up the Tumor 
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Zillyhoo, shaving cream 
Em 
Echeladder, Science beam 
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Cascade, Morse code 
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This fandom's about to explode! 


Bridge 
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You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
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You can't fight the Homestuck! 
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And from now on, it will go on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, and on, 
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and on! 


Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious! 

Chorus 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
Though it's weird and random 
         C 
It's the greatest fandom! 
G                    D 
You can't fight the Homestuck! 
             Am 
True, it's quite outrageous 
         C 
But it's so contagious!