Miami Advice

	  		
Intro: Am G Am G 

      Am 
I was feeling master blasted lost my id my anti-entity 
    G 
And just because it's real to you it isn't not pretend to me.   
    Am 
And did you know my L'bro taught me positively everything  
  G 
I never didn't know about double negativity.  
Am 
Have you been unfollowed for misogynistic dickiness 
G 
Sitting home alone in a pool of your own stickiness.  
Am 
Jerking off to your own tweets iPhone on the shitter 
G 
While you insult everybody else for what they write on twitter.  


      Am 
My delivery is speedy can you mc'feel me?  
G 
  Banana midriff, so appealing.  
Am 
Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling 
        G                           
The foundation is much uglier then what it is concealing. 
      Am 
My delivery is speedy can you mc'feel me?  
G 
  Banana midriff, so appealing.  
Am 
Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling 
        G                           
The foundation is much uglier then what it is concealing. 


Am 
Here's a little bit of Miami advice  
              G 
For when your hand is down your pants and there's a gun between your eyes.  
        Am 
And she cocks it the minute you cream your jeans  
         G 
You say "Baby do you wanna ride my sound machine?"  
               Am 
She'll say "No" but she'll laugh and drop the gun I think 
           G 
And say "Do you wanna hear the story behind my new ink?"  
              Am 
And she'll say "Hey little man why can't you see there is no spark 
              G                               E 
Take off your socks put on your shoes, go get eaten by a shark"  
           Am 
If I don't set aside time for writing songs I go insane  
     G 
the stuff that's left unsaid just turns to static in my brain.  
     Am 
It's hard to get things done when my head is full of craziness 
     G                     E 
It's when I am the busiest that I seem the laziest.  
    Am 
I'm sending off my monkeys on the backs of the pink elephants 
G 
So it doesn't matter if my lyrics are irrelevant.  
Am 
Tossing out my thoughts like handfuls of confetti.  
G                                     E 
I'd a little strummy strum and I feel better already. 


      Am 
My delivery is speedy can you mc'feel me?  
G 
  Banana midriff, so appealing.  
Am 
Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling 
        G                           
The foundation is much uglier then what it is concealing. 
      Am 
My delivery is speedy can you mc'feel me?  
G 
  Banana midriff, so appealing.  
Am 
Head is in the clouds and my feet are on the ceiling 
        G                           
The foundation is much uglier then what it is concealing. 


      Am 
I was feeling overrated, I was feeling under smarted 
         G 
When you looked me in the eyes and then it smelled like someone farted 
       Am 
Was it man or was it beast or was it just my upper lip  
          G 
Was it an Olympia hippie or a New York City hipster? 
           Am 
What's the difference? As well all try hard to make this world better  
        G 
If it's thrift or if it's vintage it's still your grandpa's sweater.  
       Am 
Either way three cheers for you 'cause its better to reuse 
           G 
Than to support the corporations buying crap they mass produce. 


Am                                                              G 
   You think you think you think you think I'm preaching to the choir 
                                            Am 
But I am not, I'm not, I'm singing with the choir 
                                       G 
We are all birds, birds of a different feather,  
                                                      Am 
We each sing the way we sing and we are all in this together. 

repeat 

                     G 
We are all in this together 
                     Am 
We are all in this together 
                     G 
We are all in this together.