Rich White Straight Men

	  		
 

Intro 
Am  Em  Am  Em    
F   C   F   G 

verse 1 
Am               Em         Am 
You could ride a unicorn to school 
           Em                   F          C         F       G  
And if you fall off, you'd have healthcare   (no you don’t!) 
    Am            Em                  Am 
And if you finish school, you'd go to college for free 
Em                   F           C          F     G  
That makes sense and that's fair   (no it’s not!) 
    Em            Am            Em            Am    
And if you were a lady then you own your lady parts 
            F             C              F              G 
Just like a man goes to a dealership and then he owns a car 

Pre-Chorus 1 
Am       Em    Am  Em 
   Vroom vroom 
F       C         F 
   Fuck you (fuck you!) 
        Am Em Am                   F C F  
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver? 
G           Am Em Am              F C  F 
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her 

G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F  
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha!) 
G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F         G 
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha!) 


verse 2 
N.C. 
If you're from another land then come here 
                          F    C          F      G 
You won't have to climb a wall   (yes you will!) 
    Am           Em              Am 
And if you are a boy who loves a boy 
             Em               F    C          F      G 
You'll get a wedding cake and all (not in Colorado!) 
    Am           Em           Em           Am 
And if you are a lady and you do your lady work 
              F            C              F                  G 
Then you will make as many dollars as the boys, not just two thirds 

Pre-Chorus 2 
Am     Em    Am  Em 
   Cha-ching 
F       C         F 
   Fuck you (fuck you!) 
        Am Em Am                   F C F  
What if li-i--fe as we knew it was o---ver? 
G           Am Em Am              F C  F 
Guess what, Go----d is a woman, I know her 

G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F  
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) 
G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F         G 
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha ha)
 

Bridge 
F                C 
Twinkle, twinkle little star 
Dm             Am                  F  C  Dm  Am 
How I wish the world was different 
      F                C  
Where who you love and who you are 
Dm           G  
Was nobody’s fucking business 

N.C. 
What if rich, white, straight men 
                         F      C         F  
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) 
G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F         
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) 
G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F  
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) 
G       Am           Em 
What if rich, white, straight men 
Am              Em       F      C         F         
Didn't rule the world anymore? (haha haha haha haha) 
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What if