Side Of Fries

	  		
Intro 
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verse 1 
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I was walking down the street one day 

And my mind was in a slide 
D 
When this well-dressed, all-dressed, hot dog said 

?French fries on the side? 
       E 
He was golden brown and about six feet long 

His bun was toasted fast 
   G 
As he turned away, he did remark 
 A7 
?Frankfurts built to last? 

         D 
Well, my momma didn?t tell me 
       A7           D 
And my poppa didn?t say 
     A7 
This world?s a busy place  
                      D 
And time just wastes away 
F 
Brother didn?t happen 
    C 
And sister never stayed 
A7 
Momma hardly opened 
    G           A7      D  A7  D 
And Poppa never played
 

verse 2 
      
Once I came home with a brand new suit 

And a charge account to boot 
D 
There was a Chevrolet sitting on the couch  

With a Cadillac ready to toot 
E 
After drinks and conversation too 

?Bout the meaning of inner need 
G 
Said, you?re a man for real, Yes, it?s a deal 
     A7 
Satisfaction?s guaranteed 

         D 
Well, my momma didn?t tell me 
       A7           D 
And my poppa didn?t say 
     A7 
This world?s a busy place  
                      D 
And time just wastes away 
F 
Brother didn?t happen 
    C 
And sister never stayed 
A7 
Momma hardly opened 
    G           A7 
And Poppa never played
 

Instrumental 
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         D 
Well, my momma didn?t tell me 
       A7           D 
And my poppa didn?t say 
     A7 
This world?s a busy place  
                      D 
And time just wastes away 
F 
Brother didn?t happen 
    C 
And sister never stayed 
A7 
Momma hardly opened 
    G           A7      D  A7  D 
And Poppa never played 


verse 3 

I was lying on my desk at ease 

Cancelling the afternoon 
D 
When the door swung open to a fruit of the loom 

Screaming, ?Smoke me to the moon? 
E 
He was a xenophobe with a .38 

Besides a ruptured spleen 
G 
But I kept my cool, as he slowly drooled 
     A7 
Only Brand X cleans to clean 

         D 
Well, my momma didn?t tell me 
       A7           D 
And my poppa didn?t say 
     A7 
This world?s a busy place  
                      D 
And time just wastes away 
F 
Brother didn?t happen 
    C 
And sister never stayed 
A7 
Momma hardly opened 
    G           A7      D  A7  D 
And Pappa never played