Intro
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Zach Braff, you look just like my dad
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Back when I thought I had the best one
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Oh what a life it could have been
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Me in the cradle, you on the screen
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But you're too young to be a father to me
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You're too young to be a father to me 
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Hey, Catherine Deneuve you look just
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like my mother used to when she loved me
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Oh, when she loved me!
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Oh what a life, just you and I
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Learning to walk as you read your lines
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But you're too old to be a mother to me
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You're too old to be a mother to me
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Surely you're not saying TV lied
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I truly believe that they would love me back in real life
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Hey kid at the bar you
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know who you are I've been
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staring down as I play this out of tune guitar and,
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Oh just think, what we could be
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I swear I'll dress cooler if you just go home with me
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But you're too young to be a lover to me
(I'm getting old but I forget sometimes, you see)
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You're too young to be a lover to me
(Surely you're not saying TV lies)
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You're too young to be a lover to me
(I truly believe that I will have it on my life)
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You're too young to be a lover to me
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Outro
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So don't you waste my time
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Don't you waste my time
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On small talk and cheap wine
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