Birthday Song

	  		D 
It's your birthday today, 

what does that mean? I guess I'll try to explain, 
                               G 
that twenty-one years ago on this day, 
            A                                         D      
it was the first time your parents saw your beautiful face, 

and nine months before that magical day, 

your dad probably took your mom out on a date, 
              G 
and they were having a good time, 
                               D 
they were dancing and drinking wine, 


(optional  used on an episode of The League) 
D     G      A 
happy birthday, 
      B      G 
happy birthday, 
      A      D 
happy birthday, 



D 
and when they got home they were horny as hell, 

and your dad threw your mom down on the bed, 
       G 
and he tore her panties off, 

                  D 
and his penis was hard as a rock, 

and then your mom really wanted to give your dad head, 

but your dad also wanted to give your mom head, 
        G 
so they formed a sixty-nine, 
                     D 
and your mom came at least three times, 


D 
and then your dad was so excited to get inside your mom , 

that he forgot to put a condom on, 
            G 
and when he realized his mistake, 
A                                D 
he had ejaculated and it was too late, 


D             G       A 
and then your mom got pregnant, 
         D           G 
and your dad started crying, 
               D             A 
he wanted your mom to get an abortion, 
         D            G 
but your mom wanted a child, 
A 
and nine months later your were born, 
    G                                    D                  
 and five months later your parents got a divorce