Wedding Day In Funeralville

	  		Introduction 
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Verse 
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It's wedding day in Funeralville 
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Your soup spoon's on your right 
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The King and Queen will alternate 
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With the refrigerator light 
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They'll be boxing on the T.V. show 
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The colored kids will sing 
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Hooray for you and midnight's oil 
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Let?s burn the whole damn thing 
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Verse 
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Felicia is my dark horse girl 
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I'll take her if it rains 
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She throws up punch upon the host 
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And says many stupid things 
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But she ain't so bad when we're all alone 
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She's as different as can be 
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She's a part a my heart 
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Don'tcha pull us apart 
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She's like one of the family 

Chorus 
   G 
Oh no! Trouble in the attic 
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Won't somebody turn on a light 
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Got so, so many troubles 
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Can't even tell wrong from right 
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I'm gonna comb my hair 
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Darn my socks, tip my hat 
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And say goodnight 
     C 
It's wedding day in Funeralville 
     F       G        C 
What shall I wear tonight? 
     C 
It's wedding Day in Funeralville 
     F       G       C 
What shall I wear tonight?
 

Instrumental 
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Verse 
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My car is stuck in Washington 
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And I cannot find out why 
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Come sit beside me on the swing 
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And watch the angels cry 
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It's anybody's ballgame 
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It's everybody's fight 
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And the streetlamp said as he nodded his head 
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It's lonesome out tonight 

Chorus 
   G 
Oh no! Trouble in the attic 
          F              C     F C 
Won't somebody turn on a light 
G 
Got so, so many troubles 
      F                     C    F C 
Can't even tell wrong from right 
          C 
I'm gonna comb my hair 
               C7 
Darn my socks, tip my hat 
             F 
And say goodnight 
     C 
It's wedding day in Funeralville 
     F       G        C 
What shall I wear tonight? 
     C 
It's wedding Day in Funeralville 
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What shall I wear tonight?