Somebody Slap Me

	  		
Intro    A    |  E  D  |    4 times 
 
I found a girl who's got her own money,  She's so good lookin' that it ain't funny 
She got herself a beauty school diploma,    Runner up to Miss Oklahoma. 
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B 
She lives up-town, but she ain't "frilly",      She's into football, She likes my chilli, 
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A     |  E   D  | 
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, 
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me.....     ( stop     riff  ) 
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A     |  E   D  | 
I found a girl who's sweeter than honey, She pets my dog, and she likes my buddies. 
The kind of girl who ain't afraid of nothing, She's indepenent, she does her own plumbing. 
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B 
Her Daddy's rich, but she don't let it show, She likes to fish, she got her own boat,  Y'all ! 
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A     |  E   D  | 
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, 
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me.....  (  stop     riff  ) 
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Solo          A   |  E   D  |   4 times  
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B 
Got long blonde hair, and her eyes are blue, She wants a husband, 
But not any time soon.  Y'all  ! 
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A     |  E   D  | 
Somebody slap me,    ( STOP )    Somebody slap me,   ( STOP ) 
    ( DRUMS )  Can't be this happy, ( STOP ) Somebody slap me..... riff 
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A     |  E   D  | 
Somebody slap me, Somebody slap me, 
Can't be this happy, I said somebody slap me.....   (  stop     riff  ) 
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Solo           fade                 A   |  E   D  |