Shirley Not

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Up from the depths of Mormon shelter, came a child of the corn 
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Latter Day dismantler, a simmple saint to stir a storm 
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Every day there go down countless cons and double dealing scams 
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If the swindling men had lighter skin, no one would give a damn 
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There are idiots and innocents, more the former than the latter 
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We would like to thank you all, for your attention to this matter 
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What the hell went down, in Minniapolis 
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I get the lowdown sorry feeling, that no one will pay for this 
 

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When the infantile co-opted, cosplay journalist was done 
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Amplified by Papa Groc and Peter Thiel's mishappen son 
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Operation metro surge was already angry, badged and armed 
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Given everything but training not to shoot women in cars 
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There's distraction and destruction, they use the latter for the former 
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Violence and prejudice will masquerade as law and order 
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The convenience of disruption amid a scandel so obscene 
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Must be the work of the benevolent, Shirley you know what that means 
 

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