Intro: D D/C# G D G Bm Yeah, I've got friends who wanna catch up on old times G Em Bm A But that just makes me feel ashamed to be me D G Bm And I've got friends who wanna relive the past G Bm And deify memories G Bm And they just scream to me D D/C# That if you don't die young G You're gonna live too long. On the stoop of the apartment next to my shitty job An old friend passed me on the street today I said "Hello" and tried to catch up on old times She walked the other way. Maybe I seemed to scream Em G That if I got cancer or somebody shot me D A I'd be like a child or something, Em G Asking doctors to do me favors D A or cross my fingers and hope it gets better Em G Like a broken record, I seem to scream, If you don't die young, you're gonna live too long. D G D I was getting drunk in a foreign ocean G Trying to wrap my head around problems Bm E And all my bitterness just seemed passe. D Because I realized as soon as I said it G How long it'd take to swim from Jones Beach to Indonesia Bm And maybe you're waiting on a call from me. D And maybe you're working in a crowded restaurant G And you're the one who's got a life so fucked up Bm E that you don't know what happened. Just like you saw me working at some restaurant Embarrassed 'cause my life was just so fucked up. And I don't know how it happened.