Cannabis College

	  		

INTRO 
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VERSE1 
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Registration starts at 8, don't be late or else 
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That?s 8 as in the evening time, classes begin around 9 or 12 
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We?ll study each and every flower, per credit hour 
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Then all devour a box of Krispy Kreme 

Pre-Chorus 
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So if you grow your knowledge tree 
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Hydroponically  
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Then come with me, it is, it is, it is, to Cannabis College 


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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 


VERSE2 
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Instead of writing boring papers  
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you?ll be rolling all your tests and all your quizzes 
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You?ll be curing common glaucoma, convinced that you're acing physics 
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You?ll be setting quite a fine example, coring apples and carving cans 
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You passed your first exam 

Pre-Chorus 
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So if you take your notes and tokes 
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Of signals made of smoke 
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No joke it is, off you go to Cannabis College 
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And in the basement lavatory they?re teaching short-term memory 
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Can anybody tell me where they?re teaching short-term memory? 

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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 


INTERLUDE/SCAT 
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VERSE3 
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Tell me have you met Professor Chong, he?s been here who knows how long 
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His lectures often cover all the classics, from Northern Cal to Oregon 
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Throughout the days it's Dr Dre from the payphone era  
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of the Dark Side of the Moon, and it's Purple Haze 
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And some random acid tracks by Patrick Boone 

Pre-Chorus 
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With THC, PhDs, a BA in euphoria 
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Avoid the military, minoring in paranoia 
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Job offers aplenty we got our GPAs at 4 point 20 
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  Get the blunted edge, a certificate that says 
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I made it through college 


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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 
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La la laa laa la la la laa 

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