Living The Dream

	  		
C                F              C 
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot 
                 F              A# 
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot 
          F                                       C 
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me 
          F                          A# 
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive 
      Dm       C                 A# 
I’m half in the bag by half past five 
                      C 
Why would I sleep at night 
                      F        C 
When I’m living the dream 


verse 1 
 F                              A# 
I’m a beer pong champ and a flip cup king 
  F                             A# 
Who’s no longer welcome at the dairy queen 
  F                                          C 
No shoes, no shirt, no more dipped cones for me 
  F                          A# 
I share wine and wisdom over microwave dinners 
          Dm       C         A# 
With the girl I date that I met on tinder 
  A#                                             C 
I can’t call it love but I can call her any time I want 

           F                    C 
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot 
                 F              A# 
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot 
          F                                       C 
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me 
          F                          A# 
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive 
      Dm       C                 A# 
I’m half in the bag by half past five 
                      C 
Why would I sleep at night 
                      F              C 
When I’m living the dream 


verse 2 
F                                          A# 
I throw parties on the weekend that are second to none 
F                                   A# 
Brought to you in part by my college fund 
 F                                                 C 
Keg stands, forty hands, neighbours call the cops again 
 F 
I only smoke when I drink 
A# 
But I drink every day 
         Dm           C                A# 
My only worry in the world is getting myself laid 
 A#                                           C 
It’s a damn near miracle I don’t already have a kid 

C                F              C 
Cause I drink beer and I smoke pot 
                 F              A# 
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot 
          F                                       C 
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me 
          F                          A# 
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive 
      Dm       C                 A# 
I’m half in the bag by half past five 
                      C 
Why would I sleep at night 
                      F 
When I’m living the dream 
      C 
Smoke em if you got em 
 
                 F              C 
Well……….I drink beer and I smoke pot 
                 F              A# 
and I’ve thrown punches in a parking lot 
          F                                       C 
I don’t dance but damn the girls still dance with me...yes they do 
          F                          A# 
I’ve been driven to drink and to drunk to drive 
      Dm       C                 A# 
I’m half in the bag by half past five 
                      C 
Why would I sleep at night 
                      F 
When I’m living the dream 
A#                        C                        F 
Now why would I sleep at night when I’m living the dream