The Bantom Cock

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It was a grand upstanding bantam cock, 
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So brisk and stiff and spry, 
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With springy step and jaunty plume 
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And a purposeful look in his eye, 
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In his little black blinking eye, he had. 

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I took him to the coop and introduced him 
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To my seventeen wide-eyed hens. 
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He tupped and he tupped as a hero tups 
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And he bowed from the waist to them all, and then 
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He upped and he tupped 'em all again, he did. 

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And then upon the peace of me ducks and me geese 
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He rudely did intrude. 
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With glazed emyes and open mouths 
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They bore it all with fortitude 
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And a little bit of gratitude, they did. 

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He jumped my giggling guinea fowl 
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And forced his attentions upon 
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My twenty hysterical turkeys and 
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A visiting migrant swan. 
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But the bantam thundered on, he did. 

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He ravished my fan-tailed pigeons and 
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Me lily-white columbines, 
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And while I was locking up the budgerigar 
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He jumped my parrot from behind; 
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She was sitting on me shoulder at the time. 

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And all of a sudden with a gasp and a gulp 
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He clapped his hands to his head, 
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Fell flat on his back with his toes in the air. 
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My bantam cock lay dead 
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And the vultures circled overhead, they did. 

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What a champion brute; what a noble cock; 
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What a way to live and to die. 
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I was diggin' him a grave to save his bones 
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From the hungry buzzards in the sky 
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When the bantam opened up a sly little eye. 

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He gave me a grin and a terrible wink 
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The way that roosters do. 
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He said, 'You see them big daft buggers up there? 
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They'll be down in a minute or two; 
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They'll be down in a minute or two.'