The Ministry Of Bag

	  		Intro: D7  C7  G7  Dm7 

verse 1 
         Gm7                G7                  Gm7   G7 
It's all blues and no dinner at the Ministry of Bag 
    C7                        C7                Gm7   G7 
The steaks are getting thinner, the office is a drag 
         C7           C7                              Gm7   G7 
It's all hills and no mountain in the cupboard of the Few 
    D7                       C7                  G7   Dm 
The soda has no fountain the coal gets in the dew 

verse 2 
         Gm7                G7                   Gm7   G7 
It's all chief and no father  down the avenue of lane 
    C7                        C7                     Gm7   G7 
The soap has lost its lather the loves gone down the drain 
         C7                C7                     Gm7   G7 
It's all time and no future  at the Department of Breath 
     D7                               C7                      G7   Dm 
The clothes aint made to suit you the peas are boiled to death 

verse 3 
     Gm7                          G7                     Gm7   G7 
It's hang the girls and young men on the ropes of tweedy mind 
    C7                               C7          G7   G7 
The speedy sneaky tonguemen have left them all behind 
         C7                C7                  G7   G7 
It's all tripe and no liver at the cafe of the Neat 
    D7                               C7                G7   Dm 
The cooks jumped in the river, the menu smells of feet 

verse 4 
         G7                     G7                    G7   G7 
It's all swamp and no mosquitoes along the stripes of pin 
    C7                           C7                    G7   G7 
The boots have all the vetoes and the bags to put them in 
         C7                 C7                  G7 
It's all blues and no dinner at the Ministry of Bag 
    D7                              C7         G7   Dm 
The steaks are getting thinner the office is a drag 

Outro: G7  G7  G7  G7