Nobody Likes The Opening Band

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verse 1 
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Oh come and see the opening band 
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Now that you've got your tickets 
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And beverages in hand 
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They look so tired, sound uninspired 
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Guitars are secondhand 
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'Cause no one likes an opening band 

verse 2 
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Nobody likes the opening band 
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Their set time's far too early 
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And I've never heard of them 
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And chances are they won't go far 
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Career is sure to end 
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'Cause no one likes an opening band 

Bridge 
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   Oh, unfamiliar things will make us nervous 
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   But, singing here for you gives me a purpose 

verse 3 
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So, Take pity on the opening bands 
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'Cause no one came to see them 
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Except their mom and dad 
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But if you lend an ear 
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And give them just one little chance 
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You may just like the 
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You may just like the 
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You may just like the opening, band 

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