Turned Up Clocked On Laid Off

	  		
Verse 
E                                                               A 
  Watch out world I?m a man at ease, free to do whatever what I want. 
E                                                            A 
Lonely heathland here I come, deathless useless bracken underfoot. 
F#m                   Bm   E 
 Happy days are here again, 
F#m                           Bm 
 It?s just like I?m fourteen again. 


    E                                                                              A 
And I can?t cope but don?t tell your mom, not while she?s got Medicine Head on the phone. 
E                                                                A 
I need pills to help me sleep, and I need pills to wake me up as well. 
F#m                       Bm   E 
 Factory Prankster of the Year 
F#m                     Bm 
 Once upon a time and a half, time and a half. 


       E                       A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) 
       C                    E 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off. 
                               A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) 
       C                    E       A  E  A  C 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off
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Verse 
        E                                                                          A 
There?s people who can?t spell ?weird? right, driving ?round with thousands in the bank. 
    E                                                                A 
But I get by - got a lot on my mind; I get by ? got allotments on my mind. 
F#m                     Bm   E 
 The three men I admire most 
F#m                         Bm   E 
 The Father, Son and Mickey Most 
F#m                          Bm    E 
 Took the last train for the coast 
F#m                          Bm 
 And rendezvoused with Peter Glaze to kill Don Maclean. 

       E                       A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) 
       C                    E 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off. 
                               A 
Turned up (turned up), clocked on (clocked on) 
       C                    E 
Turned up, clocked on, laid off. 
     C                       E 
Sign on with no hope in your heart 
         C                             E 
When you walk through a storm, you get wet.