I Do Not Have The Power To Cause A Flood

	  		
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e|-3---2---0------|              
B|-3-----------3--| 
G|-2--------------| 
D|----------------| 
A|----------------| 
E|----------------| 

At the very end, it becomes: 

e|-3---2---0---2------|              
B|-----------------3--| 
G|--------------------| 
D|--------------------| 
A|--------------------| 
E|--------------------| 


 
  

Intro: G D G G C D G 

  G               D                G 
I do not have the power to cause a flood 

                                     (walkdown) 
    C                   D            G       Em    
I'm not like Storm from X-men who so ea-sily could 

                                    (walkdown) 
  C            D                G               Em 
Manipulate the weather, causing havoc where she stood 

                            (strum once)                           (strum once, and pause)  
         C                D              G        G       G      D  
But if I had the power to cause a flood, I would 
                                       ^ 
                               (pause for a bar here) 
                                   

       C               Cadd9           G        
Oh I'd send a flood to Russia right to Putin's door, 

    D                                Em    
The waves of my destruction spanning miles, 

   C             Cadd9              G 
To wash away the prejudice and then ne-ver more would he make 

  (strum once)                      (lick) 
D 
Statements that equate us all to pe-do-philes 

            C              D           G      Em 
But instead give all Pussy Riot a dame-hood 

                                     (play 3 bars of G before walking down to C at next verse) 
     C            D                G  
If I only had the power to cause a flood 


       C           Cadd9          G 
Oh I'd send one to Uganda where Museveni says 

        D                             Em 
Gay and bi and trans-abnormals need a cure 

             C              Cadd9                 G                 
And until he finds one he's content to throw them all in jail 

         (strum once)                   (lick) 
       D 
A life sentence of repentance but you can be sure that 

  C      D          G     Em 
Museveni definitely would 

                                        (play 3 bars of G before walking down to C at next verse) 
        C            D                G  
Know it if I had the power to cause a flood 


        C      D      G    C              D      Em     C 
And for Je-rem-y Clarkson, it's all just a bit of fun 

       (strum once)                (strum once) 
        C                           G 
For our highly paid celebrities, to use language of bigotry, 

   (strum once)                                 (walk up) 
    D                             Em             
And then make no apology, because no one sees a link between 

    C                                        G 
The things he thinks it's fine to tweet, and people yelled at in the street             
                                                                                       
                                                        (walk up) 
    D                                    Em               
And kids abused in every school, and the time my windows were bricked through                
                                                                                             
    C         Cadd9         G                        D                                       
And Putin and Museveni, for UKIP and for Jeremy, and banter from the Top Gear lads,          
                           
                  (walk up)                (strum once)      (strum once) 
     Em                                  C                 G 
Yeah it's PC gone fucking mad and that's all just fine a-nd good 

           (strum once)                      (final lick)       (strum once, let ring) 
         D                                                    G                       
But if I had the power to cause a flood - you can bet I would