Lazy As Fuck

	  		

INTRO E G C x2 

verse 1 PART A 
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E                    G                     C 
 Is it 'cause you're merely down on your luck 
                            D 
Or is 'cause you're lazy as fuck 
                    Em 
Pick the words that best describe you 
D                 G 
 Hide them in the soles of your shoes 

E                 G                 C 
 Can you feel the fury's running a muck 
                                D 
Running over you like a monster truck 
                          Em 
You're not doing what you were born to do 
D                         G 
 Stop pretending like you don't know it's true 

verse 1 PART B 
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Dm            C              G 
 The thing I like most about you 
                                     Dm  
Is that you're held together with glue 
                 C                   G 
And you let them tell what you can't do 
                             F 
Even though they all do it too 
           Am                G 
Now you're getting what you give  
Everything is relative 
F                 Am             F 
 Increase the cost we both are lost 
    Am               G 
Now that I live with you 

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BREAK 
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E       G    C   (Am) 
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4 

E E 
Bm A G E/A 
Bm A G Aadd9 

verse 2 PART A 
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E          G                         C 
 Is it our society that's making you sick 
                                     D 
Or could it be you're just a nasty prick 
                 Em 
Hiding all your meanest faces 
D                   G 
 Retreating to your hiding places 

E                 G                       C 
 Is the quicksand you're in running too quick 
                                            D 
Cause getting out of that would be a neat trick 
                   Em 
And everything you do goes nowhere 
D                     G 
 It's as if you let Delilah cut your hair 

verse 2 PART B 
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Dm                   C                         
But you got a couple good things going for you 
G                         Dm 
 You got a pentagram tattoo 
           C             G 
And an authentic didgeridoo 
Even though you can't carry a tune 
F        Am                  G 
 And the good times have to end 
I hope to see you around here again 
F            Am 
 You best believe 
              F 
That I can't leave 
Am                 G 
When I'm still in you 

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OUTRO 
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E       G    C   (Am) 
Ahhhhhh ha ha ha haaaaa X4 
E 

KEY 
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/   slide up 
\   slide down 
~   let ring 
b   bend 
r   release bend 
h   hammer-on 
p   pull-off 
v   vibrato 
X   muted string 
()  ghost/optional