Jane Not Her Real Name

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verse 1 
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Jane Jane not her real name 
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Jane Jane not her real name 
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One step two steps climbing up the ladder 
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When she got there wonder why she bothers 
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verse 2 
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Jane Jane is in trouble again 
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Jane Jane is in trouble again 
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Mrs. David she is assisting 
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The W. I.'s petty cash has gone missing 
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verse 3 
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Jane Jane life's a game 
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Jane Jane life's a game 
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One drink two drinks ten it doesn't matter 
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Passing out to while away the hours 
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verse 4 
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Jane Jane ball and chain 
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Jane Jane ball and chain 
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I would visit but I'm frightly busy 
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Making paper chains for the christening