Wasted On The Senate Floor

	  		 
 

F 
We ran aground in the Philippines 
C 
Interpreting what Henri Bergson means 
F 
When he said life must be durational 
             C 
That feels a million to one 
F 
Collecting grace on the carpeting 
C 
Trade missionaries into bargaining 
F 
We have no need for tricky marketing 
             C 
We make self evident claims 

       F                    G 
We say let the product sell themselves 
A                    G 
Let the product sell themselves 
F                    G 
Let the product sell themselves 
                        C 
Like the Minutemen said 

F 
I start to shake when she stares at me 
C 
Our currency's almost a parody 
F 
I try to talk but apparently 
           C 
That's not attractively tough 
F 
We tripped and fell and we formed a team 
C 
We fixed ourselves with simple soldering 
F 
Wait I was wrong that's called wire glue 
        C 
We have enough 

       F                    G 
To get wasted on the senate floor 
         A                  G 
She said blah blah blah I'm getting bored 
           F                       G                   A 
Republican washed in from Virginia wraps his fist in a flag 
             G 
To knock our lights out 
       F                    G 
We got wasted on the senate floor 
           A                    G 
Now you're trapped because I've locked the door 
                 F          G                   A 
And I've got the story of 232 and I've got this microphone 
       G 
Listen up Hey 

F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
            C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 

F 
Got bloody eyes but we're feeling good 
C 
Causing confusion in the neighborhood 
F 
Nothing could protect us like an earmark could 
             C 
From bearing loads 
F 
The price is only what inflation pulls 
C 
The rules are strictly informational 
F 
We showed up late with exon rays 
               C 
We brought our products in tow 

          F                    G 
Now we're wasted on the senate floor 
       A                   G 
We put ecstasy tabs in the water supply 
          F                    G 
Now we're wasted on the senate floor 
                A                 G 
Let's see who's gay and who get's lonely 
       F                    G 
We got wasted on the senate floor 
          A                          G       
The naval blockade came down with no trade offer 
F                    G 
Wasted on the senate floor 
               A           G 
And we cast our eye to the stove 

F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
            C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
F 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 
            C 
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah 

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