Girls Women And Ladies

	  		GIRLS, WOMEN AND LADIES 
words and music: Ed & Patsy bruce and Ron Peterson 
 
D There was only G me and her and D him 
The bar was giving last call, so I thought I?d move on A in 
D And I was slick G and feeling like a man D 
So I G took the stool between ?em 
And ordered one more round for me and her A and him D 
I placed my Gm arm across the back of her bar D stool 
And I don?t re{G}member what I said 
But at the time, it sounded A cool 
She pushed her drink away and never looked at me D 
She just paid her tab tipped the man 
And left me sitting there alone A with him 
 
Chorus: And he said, ?There?s girls and there?s A women and there?s  
la{D}ies 
There?s G yeses and there?s A no?s and there?s D maybes 
There?s{G} teasing and A pleasing they start D learning when they?re  
G babies 
There?s A girls , there?s women and there?s D ladies? 
 
Well, he push{D}ed his old straw hat back and he grinned 
And he said, G ?Ain?t they all a mystery? 
Sonny, it?s a A sin but they?re all D sitting on the world G we?re  
trying to win 
Ah, but you G know I love a mystery 
So let?s drink another round to you and A me and D them? 
 
Chorus: 
 
note: last line of  second chorus is ?I love all the girls, and women  
and the ladies?