Outlets

	  		
Verse 1:
 
C                                     Em    C 
When I come slithering through your window (ooh) 
                            Em 
You better hope you're not alone 
C                   Em                  C 
Cause then I'm gonna go down in the kitchen 
               Em 
To bend every spoon you own 
N.C. 
Then what? 


C 
I'm gonna unplug all your outlets 
          Em 
Gonna run through your living room 

With a gorilla suit on 
    Dm 
I'm gonna crumple up all your outfits 
            Em 
And cut the cord to your iron 

With your Prada shoes on 
     C 
I'll lock the doors up in the back 
           Em 
And dump a bucket full of rats 
         Dm 
I really hope there'll be enough 
            Fmaj7 
To feed the snakes in your bath 


 
      C 
But I hope you know I'd never do so 
              Em 
There's not a universe where you were ever worth my time 
    Dm                                               Em 
And maybe that's why I haven't even given you a fair chance 
           Fmaj7 
To try and change my mind 
    C 
Oh, in the end, you know it's true 
     Em 
It's not my fault you lose 
            Dm 
But turning your back won't change the fact 
     Em     Fmaj7 C 
That you're old   news 
Bridge:

C                    Dm 
Is that what you were born to be? 
Em       C 
Oh I'd be cranky too if I were you 
Dm 
Don't wanna cause you pain 
    Fmaj7 
Just inconvenience you 


C 
I'm gonna unplug all your outlets 
          Em 
Gonna run through your living room 

With a gorilla suit on 
    Dm 
I'm gonna crumple up all your outfits 
            Em 
And cut the cord to your iron 

With your Prada shoes on 
      C 
Gonna watch you open a present 
Em                                Dm 
Can you guess what's in the box? 

(What is it?) 
  Em        C 
Expired coupons 


Em Dm Fmaj7 C (2x)