A Sense Of Humor

	  		 
 

      F 
Every night another woman 
      Bb 
Every day a different town 
       C 
If I'm not accused of speeding 
                      F 
I'm accused of coming down 
With a legal dose of something 
         Bb 
That you heard was going 'round 
        C                               F 
And you wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. 

      F 
Every song another record 
      Bb 
Every day just like a clock 
        C 
Knowing well I've had to take it 
                      F 
Till I make it to the top 
With the devil right behind me 
       Bb 
And my heart about to stop 
         C                               F 
Then you wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. 

       Bb 
Twenty years I was in prison 
     F 
More than that I was alone 
     Bb 
Some lily-white reporter 
                            C 
Thinks it's time that I was stoned 
        F 
Without sin, he wrote the story 
       Bb 
And it chilled me to the bone 
        C                               F 
Then he wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. 

            F 
I shaved my beard and cut my hair off 
         Bb 
It don't matter anyhow 
       C 
It was truth that told the answers 
                         F 
To the questions up till now 
"Crucify him," someone shouted 
         Bb 
From the safety of the crowd 
          C                               F 
Then they wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. 

               F 
Hey, take them crosses from my doorstep 
           Bb 
There's no reason to my rhyme 
          C 
Everybody knows somebody 
                        F 
Will take care of me in time 
I made friends of all you stand for 
        Bb 
But the blind can't lead the blind 
        C                               F 
Just be glad I haven't lost my Sense of Humor. 

        C                               F 
Just be glad I haven't lost my Sense of Humor 
'Cause if I ever catch you I'm gonna kick your ass.