F Every night another woman Bb Every day a different town C If I'm not accused of speeding F I'm accused of coming down With a legal dose of something Bb That you heard was going 'round C F And you wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. F Every song another record Bb Every day just like a clock C Knowing well I've had to take it F Till I make it to the top With the devil right behind me Bb And my heart about to stop C F Then you wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. Bb Twenty years I was in prison F More than that I was alone Bb Some lily-white reporter C Thinks it's time that I was stoned F Without sin, he wrote the story Bb And it chilled me to the bone C F Then he wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. F I shaved my beard and cut my hair off Bb It don't matter anyhow C It was truth that told the answers F To the questions up till now "Crucify him," someone shouted Bb From the safety of the crowd C F Then they wondered why I lost my Sense of Humor. F Hey, take them crosses from my doorstep Bb There's no reason to my rhyme C Everybody knows somebody F Will take care of me in time I made friends of all you stand for Bb But the blind can't lead the blind C F Just be glad I haven't lost my Sense of Humor. C F Just be glad I haven't lost my Sense of Humor 'Cause if I ever catch you I'm gonna kick your ass.